clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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satinhands:

Send this to everyone you know

Send this to your father

Send it to your teachers

Just fucking send it to everyone you know

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If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth.

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khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

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  • aubreyfaith16If Jeff is going to recycle old Stydia scenes for Stalia thinking that will make us actually ship Stalia, HE MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE US WHAT WE ALL WANT AND MAKE STYDIA CANON. IF HE KEEPS DOING IT I WILL LITERALLY SHOW UP AT HIs hOUSE
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    Even some Malia scenes are recycled Lydia ones. Like uh, being found naked in the woods? Rings a bell? When Lydia was found naked in the woods by Stiles and the sheriff???

    It is a ridiculous, repetitive and boring plot. The ratings are dropping and yes, not just because of Malia/Stalia, however it is still a major reason many people had stopped watching the show and what proves it are the multiple posts in the anti Malia/Stalia tags where several people mentioned they’ve stopped watching the show because of that reason.

    I respect Jeff and I know that he had previously made amazing story lines, but right now and at this very moment, all I can think of is…

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fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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